Am I a millionaire in this game?! Why am I buying all these people extreme gifts?! Where’s my gift?! I want a car!

I’m really sorry guys, I’m trying! I’m trying and I feel like I’m failing you! I’m just a big failure, I’m a big dumb! I don’t get it! 2 + 2 equals CHICKEN!

I’m gonna lock-pick this, are you okay with that? If you’re not okay with it, I’ll slash your face!

Okay, eat me! Oh God, don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! God, I’m like an indecisive lesbian!