I’m going to play this game like I live my life: alone and by myself!

Now that’s exactly what I like in a girl: murder!

This is one of those games where it’s so bad that it’s… no, it’s still shit, never mind.

Okay, eat me! Oh God, don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! God, I’m like an indecisive lesbian!